Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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jelek-bebek:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

Looks like you got a friend in you.

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mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Tumblr as a baby

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a rebellious teen

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awkward puberty stage

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young adult

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and now, as a mature adult

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mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

yugioh4adults:

taekoyashuiro:

yugioh4adults:

wana fite me

you dont wanna make me……. use my sharingan………

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Oh man it’s been a while since i have talked with anyone here, sorry btw :(

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erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck