sparkyegg:

"i want an anime with non binary characters!!"

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"i want an anime with a visibly disabled character!!!"

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"no, a visibly disabled POC!!! and make them a woman!! and dealing with extreme poverty and homelessness!"

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"well, what about a POC with severe mental and…

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

hipster-makoto:

there goes his manliness 

Reblog if Chris Evans boobs are better than yours

(Source: onebuttscratcher)

innosprite:

i actually had this exact conversation with my cousin a while back when i was being stupid and forgot he was allergic to peanuts.

also, forgive me for i am not the best at cropping. umu;

scrunch:

Now that authors have been revealed, I can unveil to you all beginner’s luck, my incredibly self-indulgent piece for the HS Rarepair Swap for one of my favourite and grossly underappreciated ships, Roxy/Porrim/Latula!

edit: For those wondering what to call this trio, I use Laproxy! :)

sketchlynx:

This is probably the strangest thing I’ve ever drawn, but here’s LOHAM

dollygale:

what disney channel should be doing

  • investing more in gravity falls
  • investing more in phineas and ferb
  • making a kingdom hearts anime/cartoon
  • airing disney movies 24/7
  • not another sitcom
  • not another sitcom
  • not another sitcom
  • not another sitcom